The KFC Console
Trading your xboxes trading your nintendo's that ps5 you just got you can go ahead and throw that into the garbage can gamers gaming has just changed this week
kfc has unveiled their next gen gaming console the kfc outsole the specs on this thing are insane this completely obliterates ps5 and the new xbox one x in terms of hardware we're talking intel xeon platinum 28 core processor we're talking nvidia rtx 3090.
i mean that's a 2 000 graphics card you got seven different fans going off in that bad boy sounds like a [ __ ] hot ride engine when you boot it up you actually need
to install an electrical tower next to your house to plug the power supply into and then the power supply itself is stored separately inside of a large refrigerator
i play a lot of minecraft and among us and this thing is just blasting those games out of the park at 240 frames per second uh cyberpunk you got the ps4 version
on the left there and here's the kfc version which is hitting you know 45 fps easy this is not just a stupid fad or gimmick fast food chains have a long history of putting out the best video games yo noid this is a domino's platformer for the nes it was developed by capcom so this was actually a pretty legit game for its time i don't know why i don't know how
i don't know where i go i don't know who i am i don't know what this does to make you want to get dominoes i just know that this is a very good game
i think this was sold as a standalone game so it was just sitting there on the shelf next to mario probably costing just as much although it did come with a one dollar off coupon for domino's so it's a pretty good deal they even did a yonoid 2
where every time you pick up a pepperoni it goes preacher pizza pizza pizza there's a level where you can walk on pizza you can talk to the garlic dipping sauce and that's a whole situation this game is where the series took a darker turn with the you know psychological horror science fiction elements not sure why domino's signed off on this one 7up had a game
pepsi had a game called [Music] it's a good thing that i have video evidence of all these games
otherwise you probably wouldn't believe me that these are real i remember taco bell had a floppy disk
game which was like the toy you got with the happy meal this is a fps where you shoot snakes in a
temple with the hot sauce from taco bell so you're definitely gonna want to play this one hooters road
trip now this was developed by the famous company ubisoft who's known for making all of those great
games this is a racing game where you drive from state to state stopping at every hooters location along
the way hi y'all welcome to georgia how are you doing suga there is a sour patch kids game that is
narrated by creed bratton from the office keep exploring and you'll find more secrets of course we have
to pay respect to the burger king trilogy sneak king which is one of the best stealth games and uh
burger king racing which allows you to finally race as a man inside of a gigantic whopper junior outfit
riding a motorcycle these fast food video games pave the way there is also a kfc dating sim where you
can become romantically involved with colonel sanders with the kfc ansel we are looking at one of the
strongest launch lineups in video game history but wait a minute i haven't even told you guys about the
most nexus genus feature of the kfc console and that is the chicken chamber you can actually place kfc
chicken inside of your computer and it will actually keep your chicken warm and you know the longer
you keep that chicken in the chamber the more your room is going to smell like greasy you know
horrible kfc chicken two thousand dollars
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